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What's a lazy rooster?

Answer A cockle-doodle don’t


Knock! knock!

Who's there
Lettuce
Lettuce who
Answer Let us in it's cold out here!


What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
Answer I'm stuck on you

What a cow’s favourite TV show?

Answer Dr moo

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot
Answer: A carrot

What’s green and camps?

Answer a boy sprout.

Why does an elephant have a trunk?
Answer Because it doesn't have a pocket!

How do snails get there shells shiny

Answer they use nail polish

What fish goes with ices cream?

Answer a jellyfish.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet?

Answer you look a little flushed

What did the dog say to the flea?

Answer stop bugging me.


Knock; knock
Who's there?
Alison
Alison who?
Answer Alison to the radio everyday

What did the bus driver say to the frog?

Answer hop on

What kind of musical instruments do frats play?

Answer a mouser organ


Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?

Answer because they are always stuffed

What’s a bats favourite sport?

Answer Batminton

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: To get to the other side!

What a snake’s favourite game?

Answer snakes and ladders


What's the difference between a train and a schoolteacher?
Answer One says,"Choo-choo",
and the other says,” Spit out the Gum!"

Why do bees hum?

Answer because they’ve forgotton the words.

How do you catch a monkey?

Climb up a tree and act like a banana.


What did the sick chicken say?
Answer, "I have the people-pox!"

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Answer Mice krispies

What dogs smell of onions?

Answer hot dogs

What was T.rex’s favourite number?

Answer Eight! (Ate)

What’s the most royal ant?

Answer princess ant.

What fish do dogs chase?

Catfish

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Answer it was the chicken's day off!!

Why did the reporter walk into the ice cream shop?
Answer because he wanted a scoop

What fish helps fix a piano?

Answer A Tuna

What green and smells?

Kemits Nose!